why topshop why?

i have minus minutes before i have to leave and run to my ballet class in th rain, please excuse insubstantial post. i found these leggingy type things in topshop earlier and immediately picked up a pair to try...

look alright dont they?yes, at first glance these look like a pretty nifty, outfit updater to space agey on trend ness, BUT...

whats that?! around the crotch area there.. is it? could it be?! yes, indeed it is a built in camel toe. thanks topshop, youve really excelled yourselves with this one (although maybe 'heals' who made them should really be taking the blame.) either way, i didnt bother trying them on at all in the end and vowed to never buy anything there for at least, say, an hour; as an inneffective sign of protest.
theyll be regretting that now.
*grabs umbrella and dashes out for mad sprint in downpour wearing full ballet getup and wellies*

not so 'stella'

oh stella mccartney, what were you thinking? actually, probably something along the lines of ' bright, citrusy colours\ bold print, simple oversized tunic shapes' ( which all sounds just dandy to me.) unfortunately, the key print looked to me like it belonged on my gran's teatowel... come to mention it, "you there on the right, have you stolen her matching laminated apron?!"

apparantly, this print has been the marmite of the fashion world: people either love it or hate it. that said, i also felt the cut didnt quite sit right, a bit too starched, a bit too boxy, and not even a little bit fitted.

on a positive note, i very much agreed with these leggings and cycling shorts by d'heygeres.

dont think ill be trying out any of those poses to show them off though!